Live @ The Splash... and weird search terms!

Live at The Splash tonight, for the open mic and on Sunday from 8pm, I am playing for about an hour... come and check it out!!!


Weird Search Terms Update

Okay, a few posts ago I told you about people finding my blog by searching for mutual masterbation in various search engines. I promised I would stop typing that in here because the more I say it... the more times it turns up in the weirdo's search results. And I would hold to that promise, except that someone actually searched for Justin Thorne Mutual Masterbation... What the fuck?

I also stated that as an experiment, I would say 'hot girls looking to hump a musician' and see who turns up...

Anonymous kindly pointed out:

'girls looking to hump a musician' - that is what you would type into a search engine if you were a musician looking for girls. Do you really want musicians that are looking for girls to find your site?

Hmmm... the way I see it, most musicians probably want to hump hot girls... and if it's a female musician, well that's even better!

I guess what I'm saying, Anonymous, is that full-blooded musicians or lesbian muso's looking for carpets to munch (now there's a search term that should yield results!) are welcome here, especially as I'm getting people turning up looking for someone to hold their hand whilst they strike one off!

And now we come to the jackpot...

Someone actually found my blog by searching for Twety Fuck.

Now do they mean sweaty fuck or twenty fuck or is 'twety' a word I have just never heard before? Well, microsoft tells me (in Word) that twety ain't a word... sorry.